Monday Mirth

I read on the inter-webs that today is "National pun-day", any fully developed culture needs one of those of course, the preferred humour of embarrassing middle-aged Dads across the nation, in solidarity with their weakening bladder control, here's a little sprinkling..

- I got a date with a girl from the zoo, I think she's a keeper..
- Woman walked into my pub and asked for a sexual innuendo, so I gave her one..
- Had to close my origami shop, the business folded..

And the winner is...