Maltese Weekend I

So, last minute thing, we decided to escape to Malta for a long weekend. A country that we'd never been to before but so many people we know have and report good things about that we felt compelled to pay the place a visit. Arriving fairly late after a three hour flight, we headed through a quiet airport and out into the warm evening, then a quick 20 minute taxi to our hotel for a much anticipated couple of nights in Valletta, the capital of the small island state.

We awoke the next day to blue skies and a rather nice 26 degree warmth and headed into the city (our hotel was just outside the medieval city walls) Valletta is an ancient place, situated on an elevated peninsula, it's grid of narrow streets is completely contained within rather impressive ramparts constructed by the Knights of St. John in the 1500s (to protect against Ottoman invasions) It's made almost entirely from a light coloured local limestone, rather like Portland Stone, it looked a gorgeous honey colour under the intense Mediterranean sun. 

Crossing over the "Valletta Ditch" and through the newly crafted city gate (2014) we entered the city proper and walked down the main commercial street (Republic St.) It was busy, very busy, like Oxford Street on a Saturday afternoon, progress was slow. As we strolled along we passed many of the "sights" of the city, the bombed out Opera House, St. Johns Cathedral, St. Georges square among others and a couple of things became clear, a) Malta (or Valletta at least) is a very "churchy" place, every other building seemed to have a religious connection, b) it's a very diverse place with lots of cultural influences and c) it has a distinct "Benidorm" vibe, anyway more on this later. We didn't stroll for too long as we had a lunch appointment with some friends who happened to be visiting at the same time as us and so returned to our hotel and hopped into an Uber which I booked to take us to a place called Mdina, the original capital of the island (until 1530), around 25 minutes later we arrived (it's only a small island!)

Mdina (old city) is also surrounded by a huge wall and ditch (those medieval Maltesers were a paranoid bunch!) and is situated on a small hill surrounded by walled fields containing a variety of crops, olives, grapes and fruit trees etc. I snapped a pano of the view from up on the ramparts (see above) it was a lovely spot! Mdina was also a very "churchy" place, clearly the Catholic church had quite a grip on this place at one point, the local (soft) limestone does lend itself to some fabulous Baroque stonework, here's (below) the cathedral in Mdina shining in the sun..

After a nice Mediterranean lunch of seafood and pasta we headed back to Valletta and our hotel to freshen up before heading back into the city for some evening refreshments and a further look around the place. Of course I'd previously researched some of the local craft beer options, there were a couple of small breweries on the island and there were also a couple of craft beer bars in town, we headed to one and settled in for a couple of beers before dinner. I was amazed to find that the bar we went to had a fridge full of cans and bottles from all over Europe, including my all time favourite Cornish brewer Verdant, I snapped up one of their pale ales to kick things off with, they even had the correct glassware (see below)!

After a couple of drinks and some light food options we retired to our hotel bar which was one of those grand dimly lit affairs with lot's of different whiskeys and gins to choose from, we didn't stay long and were soon tucked up in bed ready for our next day of exploration, we had a food tour booked and were looking forward to that, more in part II

Midweek Mirth

Met a few developers like this over the years, dealing (constructively) with criticism is a key part of successful product development. Also, knowing how to deflect and neutralize the criticism of idiots that have power (or money) so that they think you're going to do something (but have no intention to) is key as well.

Good and Bad

Probably the last garden beer of the season (26th September), it's getting cold and wet in the UK at the moment and will soon be dark far too early, still, it was a great year for al fresco eating and drinking probably a record breaking Summer (temperature and lack of rain wise) which is both a good and bad thing at the same time, I wonder what the Winter will bring?

Kernow Memories

Back in May 2025 we had a long weekend in Falmouth, Cornwall with a couple of our friends, the weather was extremely kind and the weekend was a complete scorcher! On one of the days we took the ferry over to St. Mawes which is a little village and harbour across the water from Falmouth (see pano above) it's a gorgeous little place, I remember sitting outside one of the little hotels on the sea front drinking a pint of Verdant beer (my favourite) with my mate chewing the fat and watching the world go by, doesn't get much better than that (see below).

Stupid is as stupid does

Had one of these over the weekend, it's a re-make of a popular Verdant beer from 2023, initially brewed as a Mosaic-forward West Coast IPA but has evolved over a number of re-brews. This version still has Mosaic on the hot-side but a combo of Krush, Nectaron, Chinook and Columbus on the cold side, an interesting selection of hops, old and new school you could say! It's a delicious Westy, grapefruit and tropical bitterness up the ying, yang very nice indeed!

Software Hero

This is Margaret Hamilton and standing next to her is the source code for the flight control software that helped land Apollo 11 (the first men on the moon) Margaret lead the project that created this code, code that performed exceptionally well even though at one critical point the astronauts overloaded it with too many tasks, causing a buttock clenching moment when an error code was displayed about 3 minutes from touchdown! The software handled the scenario in exactly the way that Margaret had previously thought about and programmed it to do, allowing a safe landing.

Sadly, Margaret died last Wednesday, aged 90, but what a hero, she even coined the term "Software Engineering", and in doing so made much more of an impact on the world than most of us have ever have. RIP Margaret and thanks for all that code!

Japanese Hygiene

When on holiday in Asia last month we stayed at a hotel that had Japanese style automated toilets (pictured above) I'd never experienced anything like this before and it was interesting to try it. The appliance had it's own remote and you could control every aspect while "sitting comfortably"! 

I had expected that these devices would just squirt water up your bum, but how wrong I was! "Life-changing" was the adjective we used after mastering these rather embarrassing machines, they do indeed use a water jet but not only is it warm (i.e. body temperature) but you can vary the angle, strength and form of the jet from solid, through oscillating or pulsating to spray! Once cleansed you then hit the "dry" button and a rather pleasing waft of warm air is used to dry the parts that need drying and once finished a fan sucks any "odours" from the bowl leaving everything pristine for the next user.

If I ever move house I'd be seriously temped to get myself one of these "smart loos", they're not cheap but goodness me they will change the way you cr*p for ever!

Memories of South America

We were fortunate enough to travel around a bit in South America last year, visiting Argentina, Chile and Brazil. I think my favourite place of the three was Chile, something about the dramatic framing of the cities by the Andes Mountains and the friendliness of the people (plus great food and wine) not to mention how cheap everything was compared to Europe (and the posher parts of Argentina) Of course we only scratched the surface of that huge continent, I can't wait to get back and tick a few more places off the list!

Friday Smirk

The boys discussing how the winners get to write the history books..