Monday, July 06, 2026

Kernow rematch


Just got back last night from another weekend away in Falmouth, Cornwall (starting to imagine I live there!) Anyway, this wasn't exactly a holiday as one of my old school friends is getting married this year and asked me to be his best man, I agreed and, of course, it was my duty to organise the stag do! He loves the West Country and beer, and so do I! So we decided to spend a weekend in Falmouth, all very civilised of course (we're both in our 60s!) no strippers or being tied naked to lamp posts etc. more seafood lunches and evenings in interesting (and quiet!) pubs or bars drinking local artisanal beers!

To mix things up a bit we decided to take the train down to Falmouth from Reading (which was convenient for everyone) and I booked us all into a hotel right next to Falmouth Docks station to minimise walking with bags etc. I'd never visited Falmouth Docks station (we usually use Falmouth Town) but it's literally at the end of the line (see picture above)! Total travel time door to door was around 5 hours which was not too bad I reckon, hard to beat that using a car (with stops) and the departure time was a civilised 10:30 am arriving in our hotel around 3:30 pm ready to hit the town!


Having arrived in Falmouth in the late afternoon we headed out to our first port of call, a pub called Beerwolf Books, part pub part bookshop, it's usually quiet early on and there's usually a great line up of beers available to try, it was a big hit and the chaps (6 of us) thoroughly approved! We supped a couple of cold ones in there and by around 6pm people we getting peckish! At that point we retired up the hill to the Seaview Inn which is a pub and also an Indian restaurant, we ordered a range of street food like dishes and tucked into a couple of Verdant beers and delicious grub, at closing time we headed back to our hotel and were all tucked up in bed by 11:30pm (as all good OAP's should be!)


The next day we were all up by 9am and headed down to breakfast, after that we had a wander up the road to Gyllyngvase beach (see above) where I'd promised the old codgers a paddle in the sea! Paddle ticked off we stopped for an hour in the beach cafe there for some cold drinks and then headed around the coastal path to Swanpool beach and the Beach House restaurant for some lunch and refreshments. I've talked more about the seaview Inn and the Beach House in a previous Falmouth post so won't dwell on it here suffice to say that both places were a big hit with the boys..


After lunch we headed back to town and played a couple of games of pool in the Games Room (a pub games venue off the high street) things got quite competitive and we overran our time by a good margin, however, they didn't seem to mind and we had a great laugh taking the mickey out of each other over our atrocious lack of skill and coordination! When they finally kicked us out we wandered up to the Moor (a square in Falmouth) and picked up a cab to take us down the road to the neighbouring town of Penryn where the Verdant brewery (and their excellent Pizzas) awaited! The beer selection there was as impressive as ever (see above) and we settled in for an evening of conversation, laughs, drinking games and good ale!


I think we got back to our hotel around midnight (honestly can't remember) and all slept like logs! Now, our hotel wasn't that posh, it had to accommodate a range of budgets, but it's the only hotel in the world I've stayed in that delivers 6am morning wake up calls via Herring Gull!! (see above) At around 10am we all took a much needed head-clearing stroll into town for some breakfast, a couple of sausage baps later we felt able to have a little walk around some of the sights of Falmouth and the harbour stopping for cold lemonades (it was warm!) along the way. After lunch we headed back to the hotel bar for a quick pint (of Verdant Lightbulb) before jumping on the train home, it bookended the weekend nicely and we all sat on the train for the next four hours satisfied that a cracking weekend had been had by everyone!

Sunday, July 05, 2026

Sunday Smile


 Know what I mean? Eh, eh, nudge nudge, say no more..

Saturday, July 04, 2026

Top 50

So the results are in, the top 50 beers in the country as voted for by consumers and overseen by a panel of industry experts. I was surprised how many "old faithfuls" were on the list this year, I suspect this is a reflection of availability rather than anything else (like quality or taste etc.) anyway here's the list..

  1. Steady Rolling Man, Deya
  2. Best, Five Points
  3. Jaipur, Thornbridge
  4. I Could Get Better At T*sco For A Quid, Pretty Decent Beer Co
  5. London Black, Anspach & Hobday
  6. Plum Porter, Titanic
  7. Pilsner, Pillars
  8. Lightbulb, Verdant
  9. Landlord, Timothy Taylor
  10. American Pale Ale, Saint Monday
  11. Parade, Beak
  12. Even Sharks Need Water, Verdant
  13. Kitchen Disco, Double-Barrelled
  14. Turtles All The Way Down, Duration Brewing
  15. Proper Job, St Austell
  16. Iron Brew Sour, Vault City
  17. Sumo, Mad Squirrel Brewery
  18. Lumina, Siren Craft Brew
  19. Clwb Tropicana, Tiny Rebel
  20. Atlantic APA, Brixton
  21. Sicilian Lemonade Radler, Left Handed Giant
  22. Intuition, Attic
  23. Old Peculier, Theakston
  24. Sonoma, Track
  25. Peach, Jubel
  26. Floret, Polly's Brewing
  27. Faith, Northern Monk
  28. Boost, Deya
  29. Camden Hells, Camden Town Brewery
  30. Kaleidoscope, Wiper and True
  31. Three Swords, Kirkstall
  32. Aurora, Burning Sky
  33. Oregon Trail, Elusive
  34. Citra, Oakham
  35. Lager, Lucky Saint
  36. Table Beer, Kernel
  37. Helles Lager, Harbour Brewing
  38. Time Better Spent, Tap Social Movement
  39. Foghorn, Brewpoint
  40. Bristol Lager, New Bristol Brewery
  41. Wherry, Woodforde's
  42. Juice Forsyth, Brew York
  43. Sussex Best, Harvey's
  44. Keller Pils, Lost & Grounded
  45. Roadie, Signature Brew
  46. Helles, Braybrooke
  47. Premium British Lager, Utopian
  48. Halo, Hackney Church Brew Co
  49. Mosaic GF Pale Ale, Arbor
  50. Heathen, Abbeydale Brewery

I've added links to my reviews of the beers that I've tried. Great to see representation from most of my favourite brewers, for example, Verdant, Siren, DEYA, Elusive and Kernel to name but a few. Shame that beers like Old Peculier and Wherry are on the list, this is the kind of thing we used to go for in the 70s and not a patch on modern brews in my humble opinion. 

Friday, July 03, 2026

Friday Smirk

The boys illustrating the illogical core of the main religions, the belief in things that cannot be shown to be true or untrue (unfalsifiable) and the insistence that their holy books were authored by the creator of the universe when even a child can see that they were written by scientifically illiterate Men (not Women!)

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Ice cold in Kernow


Had one of these last week, an unusual choice for me as I usually go for hazy pale ales or IPAs if I have any choice however, what with the heat and everything, I decided an ice cold lager was more appropriate. It was a banger too, from my favourite brewers, Verdant it was a Helles style lager (as opposed to a Pilsner) a little softer but just as good. 

Wednesday, July 01, 2026

London Stories


I was wondering around Hampstead Village a few weeks back filling time while waiting for my Son to finish work (he lives nearby) it was late in the afternoon and the rain was starting to set in so I looked for somewhere to take cover and maybe have a coffee or something. I turned down a side street off of Heath St. and low and behold stumbled across a little craft beer bar (The Tipsy Dog). Never one to pass up an opportunity for an interesting half of something I wondered in, it was empty and so I ordered a half of a pale ale I'd never tried before and got chatting to the barman. 

The venue itself was really small, only 4 taps (keg only) and perhaps a dozen or so seats plus a couple of large beer fridges that were filled with cans and bottles (some good stuff), more of a "bottle shop" than a bar I suppose although it was a nice little space and the perfect refuge from a Summer downpour! I only had time for one and after that I headed on down the hill to where I was meeting my boy, however next time I'm up in Hampstead and have half an hour to kill I know exactly where I need to go!

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Kernow Adventures - Part 2


While in Falmouth last week we popped into the Seafood bar in town (on one of the days) and had a spot of lunch (see above) This venue is owned by my favourite brewer Verdant and sells their beers and a range of interesting seafood dishes (tapas style) We had a fish-finger bun, crab loaded fries, fish tacos and scallops, my goodness it was delicious, strong flavours and great combinations of ingredients plus (of course) a lovely half of a delicious Verdant beer to go with it all, totally lush.

On a different day we hopped onto the St Mawes ferry and sailed across to that picture perfect little village for some lunch. The venue was a hotel called the "Idle Rocks" which has a very scenic veranda and restaurant. I opted for the fixed lunch menu which included chowder to start followed by sole (see above) with sides of fries and broccoli, then a dark chocolate cremeux to finish, all for £28 which I thought was great value considering the setting and the quality of food, great spot for lunch, thoroughly recommended!


The picture above shows the veranda of the restaurant and the view beyond to the harbour wall and on to Falmouth, a great place to have lunch (when the weather is good!)


One of the disadvantages of staying/living in a seaside town is the noise and waste products from the ample seagulls that also live there. The various families of gulls that inhabit the town centre seem to be screeching at each other for most of the day only stopping when it gets dark and then starting up again at first light. I suppose you get used to it after a while but I can imagine that it gets a bit much sometimes. One day we even saw a Greater Black-backed Gull eating a dead rat, swallowed in one go! It's easy to understand that you're looking at an evolved dinosaur when you see something like that!