Sunday, March 29, 2026

London Stories


It was my daughter's birthday this week and so we treated her to a slap up meal in London. We went to Trinity in Clapham which has been nestled at the North East end of the common for at least 20 years and in that time has earned a Michelin star. We arrived during what seemed like a monsoon, it was lashing down, anyway all the pubs were full so we made a dash for the restaurant a whole hour early expecting to have to wait with a drink somewhere. It wasn't a problem and even though the place was full they accommodated us without the slightest fuss, which we all really appreciated. 

After a delicious welcoming glass of bubbles we cracked on into starters, one of the signature dishes here is the Salmon, confit in butter and then served with roe, a burre blanc and topped with pickled cucumber (see above) it was an absolute banger, so tasty, so well balanced as a dish, TBH I could have just had this all night! Anyway after a couple more dishes (all v. good) we bookended the evening with a delicious tart tartin and double cream, so good, a great evening at a top dining establishment!

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Saturday Smile


Don't worry we'll get assisted dying through soon too..

Friday, March 27, 2026

Friday Smirk


The boys discussing the age old adage that "if the cap fits, wear it"...

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Midweek Mirth


My, my our neighbourhood has gone to the dogs lately, I was out for my walk today and saw this hoe just leaning against the road sign, in broad daylight!

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

RSA - Part XII

 

You can't really miss our next stop, the name of it is even inscribed into the mountainside! Franschhoek, or translated from the Dutch, "French Corner" is a famous wine region tucked away in a valley north of Cape Town. In 1688 hundreds of French Protestants (who we being  persecuted in their homeland) fled to South Africa, collectively they were known as "Huguenots" a name that is thought to be derived from the political leader and Genevan burgomaster, Besançon Hugues. In 1685 King Louis XIV banned Protestantism in France and many were forced to flee, almost 300 arrived at the Cape by ship and were given the Franschhoek valley to settle, they bought with them their French culture including, critically, wine making!


We managed to find our hotel with ease and checked into our room, it wasn't late so we decided to go for a walk into town. The setting of the town is amazing, surrounded by mountains and littered with Dutch colonial buildings, their whitewashed facades gleaming in the brilliant sunshine. The valley is lined with vineyards and there are many restaurants, wine shops and tasting rooms up and down the main strip, the French influence is strong here, most of the menus feature the French "Classics" like snails and "cock au vin" etc. although I suspect that's more for the tourists than inherited from the original Huguenots (who would have been forcibly assimilated by first the Dutch and then the English)

Coincidentally while walking through the town we came across a couple who were on the same safari as us, we had a lovely lunch with them, lots of chatting while quaffing Chardonnay and soaking up the African sun! In the evening we made our way out to one of the three craft beer breweries in the area for some beer and some food, it was great and really good value, the beer was a little "conventional" but perfectly acceptable, I snapped the picture below of their "kit", it all looked pretty pristine and modern, business must be good!


The following day we awoke early and after a nice breakfast met up with our tour guide for the day. I'd booked a private wine tour with a driver (and wine enthusiast) and he was going to take us around his favourite wineries and cook us a BBQ lunch up in the hills! I was keen to get going and our first stop was a thirty minute drive over the mountains down into Stellenbosch and a top producer called Vergelegen!


When we arrived we couldn't believe it, such a beautiful place, big old Dutch colonial architecture buildings set in manicured gardens that looked straight out of the palace of Versailles! (see picture above, the tasting room is only left) We were invited into the tasting room and sat down at a table over looking the view (RHS) above, four wines were delivered to us and each one was described and introduced by our host and the tasting began!


First up (from left to right) we had the estate white (a classic Bordeaux blend of Semillon and Sauvignon Blanc) then the estate red (classic Bordeaux blend of Cab. Sav., Merlot and Cab Franc) followed up by the big hitting reserve wine called "Vergelegen V" This one was also a classic Bordeaux blend but had seen more love and French Oak! All three wines were delicious, particularly the "V" which I'd had before back home, I remember seeing it on offer in Tesco many years ago for £20 a bottle, I snapped up their entire stock (I've never seen it there since!) Today you'd struggle to get a bottle of this for less than £100, triple that in a London restaurant! Lastly our host bought out a bottle of Chardonnay, it was banging! Perfect balance, good use of new Oak and great weight and finish, I must see if I can get a bottle or two of this in London somewhere!

After the tasting we had a wander around the grounds, amazing place, lot's of old buildings that used to house everything from the Governor of the Cape's snooker room through to his slaves quarters! The gardens were to die for, those original settlers must have thought they'd made a little slice of heaven for themselves (I was reminded that they had plenty of unpaid labour to help them!!)


We were off to an incredible start to our day, next stop was a place called "Waterford Estate", also in Stellenbosch but a completely different vibe!

As we drew up to the front door the place looked like it had been beamed up from Tuscany! A huge courtyard surrounded by terracotta tiled buildings with big old stone pillars, it was lovely, we took up our place at a table in the corner of the square and our host bought out the first of the wines to taste.


This time we had some Shiraz to try, this particular grape varietal tends to match well with chocolate and before we could say Syrah there were some little chocolate bars in front of us, the pairing was clearly a well  trodden path and predictably was delicious! Next up a couple of Cabernet based wines classic Bordeaux blends from two different vintages, both cracking but  the 2019 was special! (so much so I had to bring a bottle home with me)


Next up the top wine from this estate, another Cabernet based blend but, again, more French oak and more love in the selection and production, a wine called "The Gem" (below) both totally delicious and easily my favourite pick from this producer.


After the tasting we were getting peckish so we headed up to the national park above Stellenbosch and a little camp site where our host had previously set up a BBQ and a selection of Karoo lamb and salads to help absorb the plentiful wine samples from the morning. Of course we had to stop off at a little shop on the way to lunch, toilet break?, no, to buy a bottle of wine to have with lunch of course!


After lunch we headed out to our final stop for the day, a little producer called "Rainbows End" a rather unlikely name until you see where their taproom is situated (see above) I've been to many wine tastings over the years, all over the world, but this one has to have the best view so far! Incredible scenery and also one of the best Cabernet Franc wines I think I've ever tried (see below) a great wine and a great day out, can't wait to come back for more one day!


After a long day of supping we retired back to our hotel for some R&R and later headed out to town for some dinner with our Safari buddies, a top day. 

This wasn't my last wine tasting though, the next day I booked a tasting just up the road from our lodgings in Franschhoek, when in Rome etc., at a winery called Leeu Passant. Again such a beautiful setting, I settled into a rather plush tasting room with leather chairs and air-conditioning for a line up of four wines (see below)


From left to right we have, Chardonnay (lovely, very Burgundian), Cinsault (unusual blend, tasty), Cab. Sav. (Classic, v. good) and finally a sweet wine made from Chenin grapes, delicious. This was a super tasting, top quality stuff and a gorgeous setting (see below) This really is wine country!


The next day we headed back to Cape Town and our flight back to London in the evening. As I mentioned in an earlier post in this series we revisited our friends from Constantia and had a lovely lunch with them at the Steenberg winery, bellies full and feeling slightly sad (could have easily spent another month here!) to be leaving this stunning country, we headed to the airport where our flight was waiting, overnight to Heathrow and a rather chilly February morning!


We'll be back..




Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Viva El Vino


We had one of these at the weekend, one of my favourite Spanish producers from the Ribera and it's a league or two above your normal Spanish plonk from Rioja etc. Tempranillo grapes are kings here, blueberries and red fruits for days with nicely integrated oak, a properly serious red wine. I seem to remember this having a different label back in the day? The new one is good though, clean and simple, about thirty'ish quid in places like Majestic but you can find this wine in most places, I bet it will age well too, recommended!

Monday, March 23, 2026

RSA - Part XI

 

We eventually arrived at Matjiesfontein, lucky we didn't listen to our satnav as that was directing us in completely the wrong direction up some gravel track to oblivion! Did I mention that this place was in the middle of nowhere, it certainly is, even Google maps hasn't got a clue.

Anyway, upon arrival we decamped to our (rather old fashioned) room, in fact in the picture above our room was on the first floor just to the left of the entrance (with the ornate veranda) It was kinda like stepping back to the 1880s, a Victorian time capsule, a mad hotel built by some eccentric Colonel trying to make his mark on Empire! 

In reality the hotel (and surrounding compound) was built in 1889 by a Scottish railwayman, James Douglas Logan, it was the centerpiece of a Victoria health spa (there's a small river running through it) and bizarrely Logan was a Cricket fanatic and also built a full size pitch within the compound. It was named after the Governor of the Cape at the time (Lord Milner) and has played host to many famous characters of that era like Cecil Rhodes, Rudyard Kipling and Randolph Churchill. The Cape railway from Cape Town North to Johannesburg runs alongside the compound and apparently touring cricketers used to stop and get some practice in on their way up country! There is still a station here (see below) and the hotel is a popular stop for tourists travelling on the luxury "Blue Train" from the Cape to Pretoria.


During the second Boer war the compound and hotel served as British Army HQ and several of the buildings acted as a field hospital for soldiers, in fact if you walk out onto the Karoo and scuff around in the dusty soil you can still find old cans of Victorian bully beef, it's said that at one point there were 10,000 troops stationed here on their way to fight in the North.

Next to the hotel (in fact joined to the hotel) is a pub, called "The Lairds Arms" it's interior has hardly changed since the 1880s, old fashioned wooden paneling and a solid hardwood bar with the walls adorned with Queen Victoria's portrait, old photos of cricket teams and blokes with handlebar mustaches! (see below)


I snapped this picture of the bar inside the pub (see below), we parked ourselves here for a couple of hours after we arrived, it was a great place to sit and chat with fellow travelers, it felt like we were all Victorian explorers with tall tales of Africa to tell!


The other thing that this hotel is famous for is the shortest bus tour in the world, it's true, there's an old routemaster in the car park (see below) and at 5 'o' clock a trumpet sounds and everyone is summoned to the bus, we of course headed upstairs (for a better view), it pulls away and turns the corner by the hotel, the chap narrating the tour explains that the building next to the hotel served as courthouse, jail, post office and general store, we turn another corner, "here is museum building", another corner, and another and hey presto we're back where we started! Total time 5 minutes, it's a fabulous tour..


After our tour the trumpet sounded again, we were being called to dinner..

The dining room was something else (see below), another Victorian time capsule, everything was either wood (mahogany) or Iron and all the waiters wore suitable red waistcoats and white gloves. I snapped a picture of it (below) the menu was simple, only a couple of main dishes including the famous "Karoo Lamb" which we both had, it was delicious, not Haut Cuisine but a huge slab of perfectly cooked meat with vegetables on the side and a tasty jus. We retired to our rather spooky room with full bellies and happy hearts, this place certainly was a different experience!


Being miles from anywhere in the middle of the Klein Karoo you can image that the light pollution was practically zero, the sky there was amazing, you couldn't help but stare up in awe at the trillions of twinkling points of light, photographs don't really do it justice but I snapped one never the less (below) Not the most luxurious night of our trip but certainly a memorable one!


After a night under the stars we awoke fairly early and headed down for a hearty breakfast, after that we packed up and checked out, we were headed back toward the city and the penultimate stop of our trip and one that I was particularly looking forward to, we were headed to "wine country", read all about it in the next and final episode.