Monday, August 31, 2020

BLM!


No, not black-lives-matter this time but black-lager-matters! Had this little number from my favourite Cornish brewery on Saturday night and delicious it was too. Made like a lager using lager yeast and a lengthy chilling process, the only difference between this and the clear stuff you normally see is the dark roasted malts added and a smidgen of American hops. Very creamy and rich and yet still refreshing (like normal lager) recommended!

 

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Oh Piers


You have to marvel at the idiocy on display in Trafalgar square yesterday, the so called "conspiracy march" looked like more a festival of losers and frauds. Speakers included "lizard man" David Icke and the dimwitted older brother of Jeremy Corbyn, the climate change denying Piers. Listening to some of the deluded drivel being spewed really does make you reconsider a policy of compulsory sterilization; although most of them would probably claim that the government was already doing that! Piers Corbyn was banging on about his pet theory that Bill Gates is planning to kill people using a Corona Virus vaccine in order to halt climate change (which Piers claims isn't true), you really couldn't make it up; I'm so relieved that his dippy brother didn't get into power, those genes look highly suspect to me. Someone ought to remind Piers that Bill Gates helped eradicate Polio from Africa, a monumental achievement, announced as recently as four days ago. We might ask Piers what he's managed to achieve recently?

Of course the main target of this loony tunes gathering was the virus, or rather the claim that it's all a hoax dreamed up by the Illuminati in order to control our minds or something. Not only is this utterly stupid but highly insulting to the families and friends of people lost to Covid so far and those who died trying to help others. From the look of the photo's of this march, and the lack of PPE on display, it looks like these people don't give a shit about anyone, the arrogance and ignorance on display here beggars belief.

Saturday, August 29, 2020

"Extreme"


Came across this story in the news today. In Sweden (Malmo) some right wing nutters burnt a Koran (the religious book) in a public demonstration. What followed can only be described as a riot, as shop fronts and cars were burned and smashed by people opposed to this symbolic act (i.e. Muslims). Now I'm not a big fan of book burning of any kind, seems like a stupid waste of time to me but on the other hand I'm not a fan of religious extremism either. Religious people, of the Islamic variety especially, need to understand that "free" people are permitted to hold their holy books in contempt and in democratic and pluralistic societies like the ones we live in (in Europe) people may well take that contempt to extremes in order to provoke a reaction or make a political point. The idea that non-Muslims must treat this text as sacred too, lest buildings go up in flames and bodies pile up is no less that Theocratic fascism. 

The best course of action on all sides is simply to deny such acts and people the oxygen of publicity, by simply ignoring them. The media too have a burden of responsibility here, reporting such acts as "extreme" and then not reporting the subsequent reaction as also extreme sets the tone for problems and divisions in the future. I'm sure that reasonable people of all stripes would call rioting, looting and burning businesses "extreme" and not wish it upon anyone for any reason, especially something as trivial as burning a book.

 

Friday, August 28, 2020

Friday Smirk


Characteristically "on the money" cartoon today from Jesus and Mo. There seems to be a universal human character trait that permits us to see obvious flaws in everyone else's claims but not the obvious flaws in our own.

 

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Master trolling

 


The librarian at this school should be given an A*, the books along the top shelf are as follows, The Subtle Knife, Fahrenheit 451, Betrayed, The Resistance, The Toll, Crisis Point, Glass Houses, and The Twits. 

Outstanding!

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Binary issues



It's painfully easy to detest Brexiters and to ridicule their every pronouncement, but, Hanlon’s Razor states that ‘you should never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.' 

Even so, I do wonder how our island society will ever recover from the division caused by this single act, it's very difficult to find common ground on a binary issue. I suppose there are historical precedents for such division, we did have a civil war after all! I guess we should never forget that as a nation, we are quite able to support stupid, irrational, even evil things. The Atlantic slave trade, partitioning of India, the Irish famine, Rupert Murdoch, the restoration of monarchy to name but a few, of course it's difficult to apply the morality/rationality of today to historical events and usually highly subjective (and fruitless), however that doesn't mean that we shouldn't learn from our mistakes and try to use evidence and reason to make decisions rather than emotion and propaganda.

 

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Sour


Since the Sun came out for a few hours on Saturday evening I thought I'd try a new beer from my local brewery Siren before dinner, ale aperitif if you will! It was a sour beer called "Juice 'em up" which was made with just about every major fruit you can think of i.e. pineapple, orange, peach and strawberries! During fermentation the beer was "soured" using bacteria that lowers the PH of the brew so that the final product tastes sour to us Humans, and yet retains the flavours of the base beer along with all the fruity adjuncts. On my crafto'meter I'd give it a "solid effort", especially on a hot day, the sourness making it incredibly refreshing! Sour beers tend to be a bit like marmite for many people, I've grown to like them over the last few years and feel confident now that I can tell the difference between the good ones and the rest, this one is definitely in the former list.

Monday, August 24, 2020

Positive consumption

 

Read an interesting paper on alcohol consumption during the "lock-down". The conclusions were, as they say, inconclusive due to the paucity of qualitative data. Anyway it spawned a conversation around our dinner table over the weekend and we tried to work out if our consumption had increased or decreased. In the study they reckoned that around 20% of people had increased their consumption and around 35% had decreased it. Our conclusion was that overall ours had decreased, but not hugely, mainly due to the almost complete lack of pub outings, meals out and dinner parties over the Summer. But, we also reckoned that our quantity of exercise has roughly doubled over the same period due mainly to new daily walking/running regimes as a consequence of working from home, and a desire to shop locally (via walking) rather than driving to larger (busier) out-of-town supermarkets etc. I wonder if people will slip back into their old routines once this is over or if they'll keep hold of any positives gained, I personally can't see myself going into the office five days a week ever again, but on the other hand I've also learned to never underestimate the power of peer-pressure, we shall see.

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Recommended


Tried a new (for me) beer this week, from South London and Brixton Brewery, it's their "Reliance" pale ale made with Cascade and Chinook hops (from the USA) and a tasty drop it is too. Light (4.2% ABV) and very citrus in character, not hazy, bit like an old fashioned lager-top, recommended!

Saturday, August 22, 2020

New normal celebrations


We went to a nearby pub/restaurant on Thursday to celebrate the end of "results fortnight" and treat the kids. It was one of those old wooden-beams and low ceiling pubs (i.e. not Covid friendly!), so what they'd done was move the whole business into the (large) garden out the back of the building.  The kitchen was housed in a large open faced shed affair and the bar was one of those pop-ups that you see at festivals and shows. The tables were really well spaced out (more like 4 meters), there was a strict one way system in place and you could only order and pay for things through their app. Really good experience, a bit like booking one of those "chef's tables" where you can see what's going on in the kitchen and listen to the chefs assembling dishes and shouting "service" etc. Clearly this kind of thing works well in the Summer months and perhaps won't be so convivial in November but hey-ho there's always insulated clothing, we don't seem to notice the cold when eating outdoors on skiing holidays..
 

Friday, August 21, 2020

Friday Smirk


Another excellent J&M cartoon today. Religion, particularly the most popular ones must be among the most circular ideas ever constructed. From "the Bible is true because it says so in the Bible" to "Nature is evidence of God's creation, therefore God exists", circularity is the eternal flaw with "faith-based" reasoning.
 

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Results are in..


So, the GCSE results are now officially "in".. 

It's been a week of angst and stress for us due to having two teenagers of exam bearing age in the house at the same time! We can finally relax now (and breath...) , what will be has been. Fortunately our two have done brilliantly and we're very proud of both of them. They both completely trounced my wife and I in terms of O/A-level results both numerically and in grades, even with all the adjustments and frigs that went on, so I can't ask any more than that! We know how hard they worked and so regardless of how people might view this year in the future, they can be totally confident in their achievements. Bottle of fizz tonight to celebrate I reckon, maybe even a slap up meal to go with it, if they're lucky!
 

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Essential

 


About time they updated the digital signs around here I reckon. Most people I know are travelling around pretty normally and certainly not limiting themselves to "essential" travel only, might be better off reminding people to wear masks when out in public, although many people seem to have an irrational aversion to even that. I don't really understand why some people get so animated about face masks, it's only uncomfortable in really hot weather and even then it's only slightly so, nowhere near as uncomfortable as a ventilator tube down your throat!

Monday, August 17, 2020

Phew, what a scorcher!


I see that the official highest temperature ever (reliably) recorded was logged on Sunday in Death Valley (Furnace Creek) California. The temperature was 54.4 degrees Centigrade, that's quite warm, in fact only 0.6 degrees less that the temperature I used to cook some steaks at the weekend. So, if you fancy yourself "medium-rare" then get over to California and sit outside for about an hour, should do you nicely! Of course the heat wave currently in progress there is no laughing matter, without air-conditioning, people will die of heat stroke, especially older and more vulnerable people. Key services will cease to function as power outages increase because their electricity grid trips out due to overheating and excess demand, no fun at all really.
 

Sunday, August 16, 2020

White Horse


Took a ride out to Alton Barnes today, had a walk, saw this chap.
 

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Honesty



When you think about it, it's amazing how much we all lie to each other. Of course most of it has no particular malice attached but is what we call a "white lie", i.e. telling the mother of a baby that it's beautiful when we don't think it really is or telling someone that "it'll all be fine" when you're pretty sure it won't. The problem with "white lies" is that as we have evolved as a social species to become expert at telling them (as most humans are) it leads us to stronger forms of lying, for example exaggerating our abilities, the cheque is in the post, the traffic was awful etc.. Some people become habitual liars, the habit is so common in many that they don't even realise they're doing it, I suspect quite a lot of politicians and CEO's become like this. Then the problem is that the lies affect people's lives, sometimes for the worse the whole behaviour is one huge slippery slope.

It's an interesting thought experiment to ask yourself the question, could I live my life without telling lies? Try it for a day, it's not easy, most of our working lives and relationships are saturated with untruths, from the moment we wake to the moment we close our eyes. In the work environment some like to call it "politics" and at home "harmony" but even a superficial analysis reveals an underpinning of lies. I read a good book last year whose premise was basically this, i.e. what effect does lying have on our lives and could we live without them? It's by author and speaker Sam Harris and is called simply Lying, a recommended (short) read (only 100 pages, honestly!)

Friday, August 14, 2020

Friday Smirk


An old J&M this week pointing out that, really, when it comes to stories about supernatural supermen there's nothing new under the Sun. Nothing special or unique about Christianity or Islam, just a reassembly and rehashing of stories, myths, ideas and observations of human attributes that had all gone before.
 

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Day of reckoning..

 


My Son received his A-Level results today, he did brilliantly but still dropped two grades from what his teachers predicted at the end of last year. I guess this is the problem with an algorithmic decision, the middle of the bell curve will be mostly fine but those at either end it's more hit and miss. Fortunately for him he managed to bag his second choice University, but missed out on his first choice by one grade. Still, his second choice is one of the best schools in the country so we're very pleased for him. It's going to take a while for things to settle down I reckon, there are quite a few upset people out there! Finding someone who's totally satisfied with the way things have panned out might be like finding the proverbial needle in the hAy-level stack!

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Diversification

Some anecdotal evidence that there's probably going to be some kind of shake up of work and transport in the coming years. The photo on the left was taken the day of the lock-down back in March, when the UK Government told us to cease all unnecessary social contact. The second photo was taken last week (August 2020) They show the station car-park near my office, a car park that, on a working day, is normally full to the brim as people use it to commute into Reading and Paddington by train. As you can see it's quieter now than on the first day of lock-down, meaning there are less people commuting now than 5 months ago; London must be like a ghost town at the moment, particularly during the week! 

I wonder how much longer the rail operators will be able to afford to maintain the infrastructure around the capital and by how much all our pension funds will be affected by reduction in value of all that office property? I can just imagine the big funds writing down big chunks of their asset values unless we get a vaccine pretty soon and even then I can imagine that people won't feel the need to commute all the way into town when they can work just as efficiently from home. Interesting times ahead, might be prudent to do a little diversification work on the retirement fund.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

First world problems..

 

So, so grateful for the woods near our house. With temperatures hitting the mid-30's around here for several days on the trot we're having to retreat to the shade for our daily outdoor exercise, even so, it's pretty common to lose a pound or two in weight after a 5 km run in this heat and humidity. Can't complain though, first world problems I guess, got a few days off next week so it's roughly 100% likely that it will pour down!

There's some joose loose in ma hoose..

 

Had this lush looking juice-bomb over the weekend, it's a collaboration between Siren (Finchampstead) and Kings & Daughters (Hood River, Portland, Oregon, USA) The name of the beer gives it's secret away, it's called "Oats on oats on oats", so it's got a lot of oats in it then! If you didn't know any better you'd think this was a glass of fresh orange juice (from the colour) but it's most definitely beer! Just a hazy, soupy flavour bomb of an unfiltered beer. Stunning aromas and tastes but with a sting in the tail, 8% ABV but you wouldn't be able to tell, no alcohol burn at all, just hops, hops, hops all the way down.

Normality is resumed (for an hour)


A touch of normality returned on Saturday when my Wife and I visited the recently reopened "Tap Yard" at our local craft brewery (Siren) in Finchampstead for an hour or so. The beer was fantastically fresh and cold and there was a food vendor visiting serving delicious Malay (beef) curries with rice and some delightful vegetable fritters (already scoffed by the time I took this picture!). A really social way of spending a sunny Saturday afternoon before picking up the kids from their Saturday jobs, and a right old treat for the taste-buds!
 

Monday, August 10, 2020

Good Advice



This lot is from the 1919 Spanish Flu epidemic, looks very familiar..
 

Sunday, August 09, 2020

Millionaire


You can't beat a bit of "Millionaire"! The "logical fallacies of religions" episode would have to be one of my favourites.

Saturday, August 08, 2020

More chipolatas vicar?

Spare a thought for the poor German geezer in this picture, he was happily minding his own business doing a bit of nude sun bathing (as Germans do) in a park in Berlin when a wild pig swooped in and nicked his bag! Unfortunately for him it contained his laptop and so in a desperate attempt to retrieve said article he ran after the pig weaving in and out of the assembled picnics and sun worshipers. Apparently the chase was successful and no one was injured, just a few shocked old ladies and scared horses, cue jokes about chipolatas!
 

Glorious Genesis


I took this picture yesterday, it was a scorcher, about 35 degrees centigrade and being a true Englishman I decided to go for my daily walk around midday. I didn't regret it even though the sweat was pouring from me, I just cranked up the Genesis (old stuff) on the air-pods and did a few laps of the woods (in the shade) it was glorious.
 

Friday, August 07, 2020

Hitch

 

Missing the Hitch (1949-2011), not many commentators have his "balls" these days. It would have been really interesting to hear his views on the political state of our world at the moment.. 

Friday Smirk



J&M on the money once again. I guess what's good for the goose isn't necessarily good for the gander..

Thursday, August 06, 2020

I'm forever joining bubbles..


I must confess I'm a bit confused about the whole "bubble" thing now, there are too many possible dimensions, for example the household you belong to, indoors or outdoors, distance apart, sleeping over or not sleeping over, in a pub or in your house, masked or unmasked and so on. We've reverted to simply doing what we think is sensible on a case by case basis, but I'm sure our teenage kids are pushing the boundaries with some of their mates. This is all such fun (not!) oh what a year 2020 is turning into...

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

Happy days



My Son is nearly 19 years old now and is starting to realise the pitfalls of staying out late and drinking beer with the "boys" until they fall over. I saw this little cartoon today and it made me smile, it reminded me of that stage of my own life when I used to belong to a local pub darts team in Surrey and we used to travel around the county doing exactly the same (unless we were the nominated driver of course!) - happy days..

Plausible



Seems more plausible to me (applies to most of the Gods ever "created" at least..)

Explosions



Completely shocked and amazed at the footage of the explosion in Beirut yesterday. Here's an image of the aftermath taken from a drone flying over the area, as can be seen it's like an atomic bomb has gone off. I guess this is what over 2,750 tons of Ammonium Nitrate can do if treated improperly. As a comparison on the first day of the Battle of the Somme the British army detonated an underground mine consisting of 27 tons of Ammonal explosive, the crater made that day can still be seen today. The only thing that seems to come close to what happened yesterday is the famous "Halifax Explosion" when in 1917 a ship containing over 2,600 tons of various explosives caught fire and drifted into the harbor of Halifax, Nova Scotia the subsequent explosion destroyed most of the town and killed nearly 2000 people, people recon that the energy involved in Halifax was over 12 terajoules (TJ) or 12 X 10 raised to the power of 12 joules (the first atomic bomb weighed in at 63 TJ), that's a lot of energy to dissipate in a very short period of time, mind boggling stuff!

Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Forks



It's Tuesday and I've definitely reached a fork in the road..

Monday, August 03, 2020

Dark evenings drawing in..



Been collecting a series of dark beers from my local craft brewery (Siren) over the Summer, a mixture of stouts and coffee-beers featuring a variety of adjuncts like cacao, hazelnut, maple, apple and coffee. The cans look great when lined up together, so much so that I thought I'd post a picture of them all. The colours are kind of Autumnal and hopefully later in the year (Covid permitting) I'll be taking them to the house of a good friend of mine so that we can sit in his garden and hold an official tasting before the weather gets too horrendous. Should be interesting, dark beers quite often improve with a bit of age on them, let's hope that's the case with these examples.

Act of God?



This rather dramatic photo was snapped on my lunchtime walk today, it seems that I managed  to find the only rain cloud in the South East of England today, clearly this is God (Thor?) sending me a message! Although if I think about it, I suspect it's probably more likely to be as a result of katabatic flow into the Thames Valley combined with pressure, temperature, humidity and evaporation. Funny how climate science quite often turns out to be the reverse of Occam's razor..

Monday Mirth




I'm not a superstitious man but a lot of things seem to have been triggered by Lemmy's death?...

Saturday, August 01, 2020

Marlow



We decided to be brave yesterday evening and venture out into the big wide world, so we hopped in the car and drove over to Marlow to try out a new craft-beer bar and also snag some food. It was a successful outing, the weather was gorgeous and the town wasn't too busy (I was expecting the worst) The new bar we tried out is called the "Crafty Taproom" and is situated at the river end of the high street. It wasn't what I'd call a hardcore craft beer establishment, most of the the beers were from tier three or four breweries and there was wine and gin on offer as well as beer so it was quite a mixed crowd, i.e. a few "ladies that lunch", some regulars as well as a couple of hipsters (although in Marlow that probably represents the entire population of hipsters) anyway it was a decent venue. I had a pint from Reading brewery "Phantom", a pale ale called "Meadow Road" it was kind of American IPA-like but with quite a hefty malt core to it, easy drinking on such a warm evening (6/10) the best bit about it was that my Son bought it for me which I think is the first pint he's ever got me since he turned 18 last year (one for the diary!). After that we popped over to the Ivy for some grub, it was nice, everyone was well spaced out and we enjoyed a couple of courses and a bottle of Spanish plonk, home in time for a couple of episodes of Ozark (great series if you get Netflix) and bed, almost normal! Although I'm not convinced this will last too much longer, dark clouds are gathering IMO.