Start the new year as you mean to go on I suppose, here are a bunch of wacky Christians in America claiming to know things they don't nothing new for Christians I hear you say, but apparently the "rapture" will happen on May 21st this year and all those clever clogs fundies who mumbled the right incantations and praised the correct Bronze age deity will be whisked up to paradise from where they have a perfect vantage point to gloat at the rest of us whilst we burn in eternal torment, I'm sure that will make them very happy, such nice people.
This is a tad inconvenient, doesn't God know that you have to book early to get good deals on Summer holidays? Mind you if it's true then there may be a few empty seats on the plane!
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I am assured that Chronozon, the demon of the abyss, can be summonsed to counter this.
All hail Chronozon!
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