For all those blond people who aren't entirely "natural" fear not, another potential career path opened up to you today with the announcement that scientists have discovered a source of Hydrogen Peroxide in space! Yes it will be possible to travel 400 million light years through space and remain confident that unsightly roots can be avoided. All we need now is to discover an interstellar source of turkey twizzlers and a way to transmit the X-factor faster than the speed of light and humans will have everything they need to explore the outer reaches of the universe.
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