Friday, March 19, 2021

World to rights..


Our roving reporter Barry Brexit has been out and about this week again, looking at the key questions...
  • Humans kill millions of sentient mammals every day, why's it so catastrophic to sit on a dead horse?
  • When Jesus feeds the poor it's Christian and moral, but when politicians do it, it's Socialism?
  • Do all photons travel light?
  • If African Presidents claim prayer cures coronavirus, why don't educated Christians call it delusion?
  • Is it a coincidence that the definition of God as spaceless, timeless, immaterial and unfalsifiable is exactly the same as the definition of nothing?
  • Indoor flags don't make sense, or do they?

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