Tariff Tragedies

It's with great sadness that I have to announce the loss of a few UK and local businesses as a direct result of Trumps recent tariff frenzy. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a maker of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami ethusiasts has folded. Many of our most well known strip clubs have gone tits up, even Interflora is pruning it's staff and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain. The saddest of all though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce, he just couldn't take it any more and topped himself...