Yes I know, if you don't believe in God then you must live in a perpetual state of depression and nihilism, after all if Jesus didn't die for us then what is the point of living at all? Well a bunch of compassionate Atheists in America have finally worked out God's plan for Atheists, our purpose for being.
We're obviously here to look after the pets of Christians who have been rapture'd up to heaven!
Check out their WEB site, but to save you time here's their mission statement...
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 22 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
Now there's a turn up for the books, Atheists making money from gullible Christians, what a crazy world we live in... :)
2 comments:
Oh what a fab idea!! We will take the Christians' cats -- won't they be gone for 1,000 years while we stay below gnashing our teeth? So there will be a lot of homeless pets plus wrecked cars if the Rapture comes while the faithful one is driving.
E, think of all those picturesque (empty) country vicarages that will need to be inhabited ... :)
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