Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Parrot phone

Shopkeeper: Your phone is sleeping..

Customer: Not it's not...

It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible
It's off it's twig,
It's metabolic processes are now history!
It's kicked the bucket
It's shuffled off it's mortal coil!
It's bid adieu to life and went up to meet St. Steve
All of these statements are valid to the effect of the current status of this here phone

THIS IS AN X iPhone!!

boom, boom..

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