Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Dench Jesus?


After the harrowing story from Canada yesterday I thought something a little lighter was needed today! Anyway, have you ever wondered why most of the statues of Jesus (at least in the West) are of some white bloke that's amazingly ripped? I didn't realise that first century Palestinians had such good access to indoor weight training equipment! I assume it must have been indoors as the guy has no hint of a sun tan or brown skin, which you'd expect for someone native to the Middle East? Anyway, I reckon Jesus would have gone to a CrossFit gym, that would make sense; but in any case he certainly seems to have nailed his fitness and diet regime :) .. 

 

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