Brown knows..

A couple of chuckle-worthy comments heard around the office today..

- What does "BIGOT" stand for? (Brown Is Gone On Thursday)

- Perfect PR solution to Brown's bigot problem, raise the terror level to critical...

- Apologising was like clearing a blocked toilet with explosive, solves the original problem but Brown is still covered in sh*t

- Brown plans to revisit Rochdale, this time to do something positive for the community, he's unveiling a status of Harold Shipman...