Auto-rationalise

Next time you come across a religious article or blog post that you feel is in need of translating into something more rational you could always run it through this little auto-correction filter and hey presto all those horribly ambiguous or meaningless words get switched to something much more realistic.

(Stolen without any moral qualms from the excellent Crispian Jago - if you want to see the opposite filter then follow the link and check it out on his site)