Dangly bits

Christian evangelical huckster lobbyist, Tony Perkins, who once claimed that his "God" sends natural disasters in order to punish acts of homosexuality has been somewhat "hoisted by his own petard" recently. The Louisiana home of this frequently "gay bashing" blowhard was destroyed in, guess what, a natural disaster when a flood overwhelmed his compound and he had to evacuate in a canoe! I have no idea what Mr Perkins sexuality really is, nor do I care, but I would give one small piece of advice to him and his kind. He may, as many do, believe that some supernatural being pulls all of our cosmic levers and commands floods, earthquakes and hurricanes according to some bizarre and hidden agenda (usually anger about what we do with our dangly bits) but repeated experience and careful observation of nature aka. science had this sorted out centuries ago, just don't build your shit on the flood plain, the clue is in the name dummy!