Apparently the latest health fad from California (where else) is to expose your Perineum to direct sunlight (as per the picture above). The practice (according to it's advocates) is supposed to boost energy, help sleep, boost libido and increase creativity, as all good woo-woo is supposed to do!
The claim is of course about vitamin D production and it's proponents even invoke ancient Chinese Taoist practices (I guess you need to scrape up some credibility from somewhere) but doctors are warning people that it's not going to do anything for you, except potentially burn your bum hole! Come on people, this can't be a good thing, after all it's against nature, we all know that there are some places the Sun ain't supposed to shine!
NB: resisting gags like, having to get up at the crack of dawn or changing your ring tone... et al..
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