Friday, June 26, 2009

Government officials crushed to death

Today at the government central information office dozens of civil servants and party officials were crushed to death in a catastrophic rush to bury bad news. In a statement read by Jack Mickelson the government expressed deep sorrow at the loss of life and sent condolences to the families, but assured fellow politicians that despite the disaster stories about updates on MPs expenses, cancelled multi-million pound projects and horrendous debt figures were successfully released to the press.

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