Friday, April 04, 2014

Interpreting the Bible

I thought I'd have a go at Bible interpretation since it seems to me like anyone can do it and people are obliged to "respect" the results no questions asked!

Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination."

Clearly what this means is that if you're in bed with a fat woman who asks you if she's fat then you may lie and say "no". On the other hand if you're in bed with a fat man and he asks you if he's fat God commands you to tell him he's pie munching blob and to make fun of him for the rest of his life.

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