Signs of intelligence

Here's Tuesdays religious loon for your delectation, a self appointed prophet called John Hagee claiming that God is controlling the Sun and the Moon to create the eclipse yesterday which was visible across the USA.

The fact that all we need are the laws of physics and a bit of mathematical skill to predict celestial movements seems to have passed him by, clearly his brain (and presumably those of his congregation) is fixated on first century mid-Eastern mythology and judging by the elaborate graphics in his videos and the weight of his suits it's a valuable disability to have in Texas. I love the way this prediction business can be enjoyed by everyone though, I'll even go out on a limb here and confidently predict that around 3 pm today God will make me fancy a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit. Later on this evening he'll make me sleepy and eventually he'll make the hands on my wrist watch both point upwards at the same time, so watch out all you sinners out there, pray for forgiveness and send money!