Friday, November 06, 2015

Geek Jokes

I came across a list of Science jokes; some of them might even make the "stock image" nerd in this picture smile, here are a few examples..

1.  Funny how theories on inertia don't seem to gain momentum..
2.  Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers..
3.  Pavlov? Name rings a bell..
4.  Neutron asks, how much for a beer? Barman says, for you, no charge..
5.  Optimist = Half full; Pessimist = half empty; Engineer = twice as large as it needs to be.
6.  Books on anti-gravitons are always hard to put down..
7.  Never trust atoms, they make up everything..
8.  What's the difference between a miner and a chemist, the way they pronounce "unionised"..
9.  Tried a chemistry joke the other day.. no reaction.
10.Two chemists walk into a bar, one asks for H2O, the other for H2O too, the 2nd dies.

TFI Friday!


Chairman Bill said...


Steve Borthwick said...

CB, glad to be of service :)

A Heron's View said...

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