Friday, November 08, 2019

Christian Comedians


Christian comedian John Crist is having to turn to his boss (the one "upstairs") in order to seek forgiveness for "sexual sins". Apparently John has been a naughty boy and is being accused by five Women of bartering tickets for "sexual favors" and making drunken phone calls and "sexts" over the last seven years. What John doesn't realise of course is that sex and sexual urges are perfectly normal for primates like us, and particularly strong in young males. Truth be told, John hasn't "sinned" he's just an arsehole who needs to treat Women with more respect. Can't really blame him though his "church" has a pretty long record of treating Women like shit. And there was me thinking I'd probably never find anything a Christian comedian said funny...

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