Food in the 70's

1.  Pasta was not eaten
2.   Curry was a surname
3.   Takeaway was something to do with arithmetic
4.    Pizza was where the leaning tower was
5.    Crisps were plain, the only choice was to add salt or not
6.    Rice was only eaten in milk pudding
7.    A Big Mac was worn when it rained really hard
8.    Brown Bread was something only poor people ate
9.    Oil was for lubricating engines, fat was for cooking
10. Tea was made in a teapot, and never green
11. Sugar was good, cubed sugar was posh
12.  Fish didn’t have fingers
13.  Eating raw fish was called desperation, not sushi
14.  No one had ever heard of yoghurt
15.  People that didn’t peal potatoes were just lazy
16.  Indian restaurants were mostly in India
17.  Seaweed wasn’t a member of any food group
18.  Prunes were strictly medicinal
19.  Muesli was called cattle-feed
20.  Water came out of the tap, or the well/river, never a bottle