So apparently the hairpiece in chief is super excited and pleased that Bojo has been elected leader of the Tory party and by default Prime Minister of the UK, he even praised the Farage to boot. I was wondering why it was so bloody hot today, it seems that we have in fact gone to hell in a hand-basket.
Not so much a train of thought, more a replacement bus service of godless waffle, jokes and memes with a snifter of travel, wine and craft-beer related stuff on the side..
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Management training
Been doing some management training stuff lately with an external facilitator/trainer, some of it is OK but some of it I have to distract myself by counting the number of logical fallacies I hear over the course of 10 minutes or so. False equivalences, analogies and equivocation fallacies are the most common although we did get a Motte-and-bailey fallacy, some kettle logic and a few fallacies of composition. Some might say it's money for old-rope but that might just be an Argumentum ad populum on my part.
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Awesome (right) stuff
Loving all the stuff on telly at the moment about the Moon landings, I especially like this photo. It has the enviable context of being a photo that captures (indirectly) every single Human Being in existence at the time, apart from Michael Collins who was behind the camera, pretty awesome.
Friday, July 19, 2019
Friday Smirk
Listening to DD on the TV the other day, talk about fluff and bluster, an utterly content free individual in my estimation, why the BBC still treat him like someone would should be involved in the debate is beyond me, the man has nothing useful to say, he had a big job, he totally failed and now seems to spend his time being paid to tell everyone what "should" have happened... nice work if you can get it..
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Imaginary worlds
This cartoon is so true, many people have this image of software and technology that is totally based on (imaginary) movie representations of it and honestly believe, what I call, the "War Games" (or Superman III) version of reality. One of the best ways of hacking someone's system I've ever encountered is to leave a virus infected memory stick in the car-park of a large corporation, it's almost guaranteed that someone will pick it up and slot it into their computer thinking they've gotten something for nothing. Basic Human nature, often the weakest link in the stuff we do.
Narcissism
Excellent J&M cartoon pointing out the logical inconsistencies present in many of the "theistic" narratives. Many religious people seem unable to countenance the possibility that their particular God might not be all-powerful or omniscient and omnipresent etc. It's a bit like a toddler being unable to admit that their dad might just not be as big as your dad, an obviously childish and human-ego driven emotional thing that is universal to our species, shame they don't see that, could have prevented much bloodshed over the millennia.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Mid-Week Mirth
After the latest BSA survey results management at the head office of the Church of England have issued a prophets warning.. (old but still good)
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Hard currency
Sterling turns out to be the worst performing currency over the last day, month and year! This must be what the Brexiters were harping on about when they talked about "taking back control"? So glad that's worked out well for us, oh well, at least we're going to have blue passports again, shame we won't be able to afford to go abroad anymore...
Overdue acknowledgements
It's about time this country recognized Alan Turing, his huge contribution to our freedom as a nation in the 1940's and then the huge injustice dealt to him by a homophobic establishment in the 1950's. That period of time seemed to be dominated by closed minded, conservative philosophies, witch hunts were de rigueur back then and alarmingly seem to have regained ground in recent years, let's hope that this small symbol adds some friction to movement of the zeitgeist in that direction.
Monday, July 15, 2019
Super-Sunday-Over
A wonderful feast of sport on the telly this weekend, my Son and I spent a lovely day yesterday watching the cricket world cup final and were, along with the rest of the country, hyped up into a frenzy of anxiety and delight as the run-chase came to it's ultimate climax. We also had one eye on the tennis and the Grand-Prix but to be honest the cricket won out, we all learned about "super-overs" and bylaws on resolving draws via boundaries in an utterly compelling match the likes of which will almost certainly not occur again in my lifetime.
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Only in America
In a routine traffic stop in Florida of a stolen SUV an Oklahoma couple revealed that they were in possession of the following items,
- A rattlesnake
- Radioactive Uranium
- Hand guns
- An open bottle of Kentucky Whiskey
Either they were trying to manufacture some kind of new Marvel character or it was going to be one hell of a party !
Friday, July 12, 2019
Friday Smirk
Classic state religion, what's mine is mine but the rest of you buggers have to pay for it anyway because, er.. we used to be popular and powerful and charity and stuff...
Thursday, July 11, 2019
Minority rule
The latest British Social Attitudes Survey showing some interesting results. Religious people in this country are now a minority and in particular the state-religion (Anglicanism) can only muster 12% of the population as followers, this is particularly true of the 18-24 age group where only 1% are church-going. Whilst these statistics could be viewed by many as fairly innocuous, those of us in favor of a properly secular constitution in the UK (i.e. where religion and state are separate and no particular religion or none is given special privileges) see it as further grist to the mill that change in this area is well overdue.
A quick wine..
Tried a new wine (for me) last Friday evening, we decided to crack open this little beauty from South Africa. Called "Anwilka" (2012 vintage). Anwilka started life as a collaboration between famous Bordeaux producers Bruno Prats and Hubert de Bouard and local boy Lowell Jooste, but has since been merged with a larger SA producer (Klein Constantia). It's from the Stellenbosch area (near Cape Town) and is a blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Shiraz and Merlot and it's delicious, you can really taste the French influence on this, a classy drop, deep, layered, rich dark fruits displaying great balance. Quite pricey compared to supermarket plonk but dirt cheap compared to even a low-end classed growth from Bordeaux, normally around £25 for a bottle but I picked this one up in the BBR (Berry Bros & Rudd) bin-end sale for less than £20, one to look out for.
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Mid-Week Mirth
At least Thanos had a coherent reason for killing everyone, i.e. over-population. Yahweh on the other hand seemed to do it just because he was pissed off that people didn't suck up to him with sufficient goat sacrifices...
Vive la difference!
Years ago traditional (large) brewers created a couple of recipes and spent their entire time and energy attempting to replicate those beers over and over and over again, seldom selling or making anything different, this was seen as a positive thing. The argument was consistency and building a following for your particular beer, but as with many other things (such as religions, politics or food) the "spooky" thing was that people's "preference" was simply the beer that was available to them in their local pub, they seldom ventured far from home, i.e. not really an informed "preference" at all.
These days things have changed, many people have a preference for variety over consistency, and exhibit a low tolerance for the same old beer week in and week out. My local craft brewer (Siren) for example has been producing a series of beers over the last couple of years called their "suspended in" series (see picture above). The idea was to showcase different hops and ingredients on top of the same base beer and "suspended in X" was born, where X is different varieties of hops and other adjuncts (yeasts/ingredients), pretty much a new one every month. A wonderful idea and a huge success, this kind of initiative is illustrative of the revolution that's happened in brewing over the last 10 years, for those of us interested in understanding and experiencing different flavours and tastes, vive la difference!
Saturday, July 06, 2019
Marketing
Our local brewery (Siren) were showcasing the new artwork for the upcoming release of their beer in cans. Here are four examples on show at the brewery bar, very impressive they look too. I guess these days with so many craft beers turning up on supermarket shelves etc. that you need to ensure that your stuff stands out for those people not necessarily familiar with the name/product/brand etc. Wine labels have been going this way for years, most non-wine-geeks I know buy most of their wine based on the label rather than the wine/producer per se, it makes sense that beer tracks the same way.
Friday, July 05, 2019
News roundup
What if a Government official speaking from the inner circle of the Prime Minister called for "Muslims to be hunted down", do you think there might be some kind of public reaction? Of course there would, and rightly so, it would represent the worst kind of authoritarian intolerance imaginable, but.. In Malaysia a government official (Shahidan Kassim) seem quite happy saying the exact same thing about Atheists, this is what happens when evolved primates become delusional enough to believe that they have their "god" on their side. Sadly another country on a downward fundamentalist/populist trajectory and struck off my to-visit list until the people there wake up to reality (not that politicians in the UK are much better on the topic of "hunting").
In more enlightened news, how about a machine that plays perfect 10 pin bowling, impossible you say? How about this... wow!
Then to cap off a perfect week we have the hair-piece in chief making a complete balls-up of an independence day speech, apparently the continental army took control of the airports during the war of independence in 1775... Looks like Hollywood will be quick to celebrate this momentous historical discovery...
Such displays of political, historical and intellectual failure isn't restricted to our trans-Atlantic cousins, like our Women's football team on the pitch, here in the UK we have very credible competition for our American friends in the ignorance league! Witness Ann Widdecombe in this incredible display of ahistorical shite and a complete lack of self-awareness, she claims that membership of the EU is like "slavery". I didn't realise the slaves of the triangular trade could vote, had freedom of speech and movement or standardized industrial safety legislation - this changes everything! (she is an embarrassment to the entire nation!)
Suitably depressed now? Don't be, just smile, this is the stuff Fridays are made for, just need a beer now!
Friday Smirk
J&M pointing out is his inimitable way that pots shouldn't call kettles black, or is that racist now?
Thursday, July 04, 2019
Travelling man
It's amazing what the internet and tracking technology can achieve these days, above is a (free) live track of a plane flying from London to the USA, the aircraft contains my Son who is visiting an old school friend who now lives there. Of course I'm interested in the progress of this particular flight but there are so many planes in the air at once that you have to use a setting in on this web-site to render them invisible otherwise you can't see the wood for the trees! The track is very accurate too, we were able to predict the exact moment the plane flew over our house (which is near to one of the Heathrow flight paths) and I snapped a picture for posterity (see below)
It's also impossible to point a camera into the sky in the South East of England these days and not snap at least one aircraft passing over somewhere..
Wednesday, July 03, 2019
Tuesday, July 02, 2019
One for the road?
In a move reminiscent of the worst kind of environmental terrorism or in other words a blatant disregard for the natural environment (essentially "giving the finger" to the international community) Japan has restarted whaling after 30 years, this is against all scientific and ethical consensus elsewhere on this (shared) planet. According to commentators in the know this is a populist move made by a weak politician looking to buy votes from the ignorant and ill-informed among their population; so I guess you could argue that Japan is simply catching up with the rest of us over here in the UK (Brexit), USA (Trump), Russian (Putin) and so on, the political class milking the ignorant seems to be de-rigeur these days. Watching populist politicians is a sport like watching very drunk people at the bar arguing with a hesitant barman that they should be able free to drink more alcohol. We annihilated whale populations to the brink of extinction and we continue to destroy their environment and kill them indirectly with plastic pollution and global warming, now Japan is arguing that they should still be free to kill "one or two for the road"..
Japan is not the only country claiming that killing whales is "part of their culture", Norway and Iceland have similar "fuck-you" attitudes to whaling, my view is that if your culture insists that you should be free to kill other sentient beings (when there are plenty of alternative sources of protein) to the point of extinction then, I'm sorry, but your culture sucks!
Monday, July 01, 2019
Proving the negative
I relate to this cartoon, it's a large feature of the kinds of questions I get asked all the time and have to answer with more or less degrees of success. Technology (particularly software) is a bit like "magic" to most people, you can't see it, feel it, smell it etc. and yet it controls so much of what we do these days. Consequently many are often unable to place an idea within the bounds of reality, they struggle to put it into any of the usual boxes that decision makers need to put things in, for example, is an idea, impossible, possible but hard or perhaps even easy?
Sometimes things are easy to say but impossible to do, for example "predict the lottery numbers". However, some people I've met actually think this is something that might be "possible but hard" using technologies like "artificial intelligence". Of course such a view betrays a lack of understanding of both the problem space (i.e. probability) but also of what something like AI in it's current forms can and can't actually do. Quite often when someone's bubble is burst by an expert the response is "yeah but you can't prove it isn't", and the answer to that is simply that as a collective our species has invested time and energy in understanding both problem spaces and the possible solution spaces and in this case, they simply don't overlap. Of course, we can never really "know" anything with perfect certainty but we can know things to such a degree of certainty that for practical purposes we may as well deem them as "known", death and taxes for example.
The challenge of the "expert" is particularly acute when the detractor is someone who is charismatic, particularly ignorant, has financial backing and political connections, think, Brexit, Climate-change denial, Anti-vaxxers, creationists et al, sometimes people prefer to judge you based on your accent and haircut rather than investing precious energy in understanding what you're saying, charlatans thrive in such environments.
Sunday, June 30, 2019
Virtually London
In London this weekend looking around UCL with my Son, interesting place. Afterwards I treated him to a little fun and we went down to Omescape in Aldgate to play a virtual reality game together. The game was brilliant, utterly immersive and almost glitch-free, which is unusual for a completely free-movement VR game in my experience, you usually get a couple of minor signal interruptions (that break the spell) in a hour's worth of gaming. We played as a team trying to solve problems and navigate a virtual universe against the clock, with a couple of little hints from the game supervisor we were successful and did pretty well for a couple of rookies. This kind of technology is getting better and better as time goes on, I think this one was the best I've seen so far, really cool thing to do on a really hot Summer afternoon!
Friday, June 28, 2019
Friday Smirk
Why is it that so many Islamic apologists revert to excusing the most immoral preachment's in the Koran (we all know which ones we're talking about since they're pretty much the same ones in the Bible) by claiming that you can't properly understand the "context" unless you read and speak Arabic fluently. This, of course, is a blatant attempt to distract (i.e. quick, look, a flying horse!) the real problem is the ambiguity of the content and the myriad layers of interpretation and alteration that have been imposed upon it over the millennia; it's like a cake recipe that's been re-written by so many different chefs that it's now a complete "dog's breakfast" (I wonder what the Arabic translation of that phrase is :). Most of these related texts ancient and not so ancient have been translated into many languages including English by scholars who read and speak Arabic (particularly ancient Arabic) better than the vast majority of Arabs can. Whenever you hear this excuse, simply apply the same logic to something the speaker would reject, i.e. ask them if it's true that you can't criticise the Bible unless you read and speak an archaic version of Hebrew or you can't reject Phlogiston theory unless you speak fluent German?
Phew what a scorcher!
Live temperature in France today! ..And yet there are still people out there who believe this isn't a man-made trend because they refuse to accept the science and to make matters worse, won't actually look at it... some of them even run countries..
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
ASDA (or, do as I say not as I do...)
As usual, J&M wrapping a serious subject in satire to get a message across. ASDA have a lot to answer for in this case, not only are they hypocritical, it appears that they've decided to give preferential treatment to the opinions of a group of religious employees over one who is not, this is discrimination if ever I heard it and should be enough for any aspiring lawyer to make a name (and a few quid) for themselves with, sounds like a £100k out-of-court settlement to me?
For those that don't know the details the supermarket fired someone because they shared a video clip of a Billy Connolly sketch about religion (on their personal Facebook page) and some co-workers complained that they were "offended". It would appear that the complainants were Muslims, many of whom just love to play the "offended" card and throw their toys out of the pram whenever their religion is even mildly criticized. Clearly these people need to grow up and realise that their opinions on theology mean absolutely nothing sacred to the vast majority of people here, but even if they were offended, so what? In an ironic twist to the story the very same video of Connolly ranting about religion can actually be purchased in ASDA stores!
Connolly was perfectly at liberty to say what he said (never a truer word etc..) and this 54 year old disabled check-out assistant was perfectly within his rights to post a clip of it on his own PRIVATE Facebook page. We have freedom of speech and expression in this country (supposedly) and I'm sure the vast majority of people here would agree with this chap's right to express himself however he sees fit, within our laws. Those same people now need to stand up to ASDA on this issue and call out this blatant hypocrisy, religious discrimination and abuse of authority.
Monday, June 24, 2019
Sour ginger beer
Attended an investor party at our local craft brewery Siren yesterday. It was a nice little gathering, lot's of interesting beer to try of course but also a quick tour around their new canning line and a financial update from the CEO. One of the beers I tried for the first time was the one in the picture, it's called "stand in line" and was made in collaboration with Huddersfield based Magic Rock brewing. The beer is a Berliner Weiss flavoured with ginger and lime, being a sour beer style it takes a few sips to acclimatize to, but once you're up and running the effect is interesting, like a citrus infused ginger beer, refreshing and ideal on a warm muggy day.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Happy Summer Solstice
It was the longest day in the UK yesterday, unfortunately I didn't have a Sarsen stone handy to hug so I had to make do with a pint of ale and a packet of peanuts, still, Sun's out..
Conspiracies everywhere..
Isn't it amazing how many people seem to see conspiracy theories everywhere they look - here's a great example of the kind of mocking response they deserve..
Friday, June 21, 2019
Friday Smirk
J&M highlighting one of the many contradictions in our lives, especially within the ranks of our religious brothers and sisters. It's the contradiction between what we say and what we do, this seems particularly prevalent within majority Islamic communities who often claim to be "moderate" and yet support ideas like discrimination against Women or killing of homosexuals and apostates, all things which should be an anathema to truly moderate, inclusive and modern societies. It's even more baffling why Western left leaning types seem not to be able to comprehend this either, many preferring to turn a blind eye to real injustice rather than risk appearing racist (priorities gone haywire?)
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday Wisdom (the day after)
I always find it amusing that many people these days expect everything in the world to be easily accessible to them otherwise there must be some kind of "fault". The number of times I've heard the fallacy "it must be intuitive to use" (meaning I have to completely understand it instantly on first glance) in relation to software. Something could be intuitive but it must be.. why? Is plumbing or car mechanics "intuitive"? (No of course not, complex things require investment in learning before they become "intuitive")
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Monday, June 17, 2019
Vibrant
Went for a walk at lunchtime today, grey day, grey sky and Monday morning blues but noticed these piercing points of scarlet and black by the side of the road, wonderful colours, so vibrant, cheered me up..
Rainy Bristol
My Son and I went to Bristol on Friday to attend the University open day there, Bristol is one of the institutions he's looking at as a possible place to do a degree course next year. I haven't been there in many years and it's changed quite a bit, lot's of little developments around the place and a distinct "Shoreditch" feel (graffiti and shipping containers) to the area around the bottom of the city-centre dock area. We stopped in the Wild Beer Company tap room at Wapping Wharf and had a beer and some late lunch, both very good, unfortunately the weather was abysmal, it rained non-stop all day. Not the best advertisement for the city but bugger all we could do about it other than transport a big golf umbrella around everywhere, anyway we were determined to make the most of the day and had a good old mooch around. We even attended some "sample" lectures, which were great fun and took me back! Ah those days, everything ahead of you, anything possible, non-stop intellectual stimulation, blatant substance abuse and no responsibilities to speak of, now that's living..
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
Equal among beliefs
Jesus and Mo. on target once again, sometimes people prefer to believe any old rubbish rather than admit that we don't know something, or simply that they can't be bothered to expend the effort to properly investigate a subject using the best tools available (i.e. Science). It's difficult to reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into!
Sunday, June 09, 2019
Important education
Chart showing the rise in homophobic hate crimes in London over the last few years (source Met Police) As the recent attack on two women taking a night bus in Camden (London) shows, these attacks are often perpetrated by young people; in their case the two women were assaulted and left covered in blood by a group of boys aged between 15 and 18. Unfortunately religious people (Islamic) in various places around the country remain insistent that their children should not receive education on LGBT+ relationships (i.e. simply that they exist). The rest of us live in hope that these mis-guided and short-sighted people can perhaps now see why this kind of education is important. Just as teaching our children that there are many religions in the world and that other people's weird and wonderful supernatural delusions should be at least tolerated, we should also have the open-mindedness to do the same for other important minorities like LGBT+ people.
Saturday, June 08, 2019
Wild Weather
Quick half of "Easy Livin" by Wild Weather (based in Silchester nr. Reading) in the Fox & Hounds whilst waiting for my daughter to finish school yesterday, nice beer, very peachy tasting and an appropriately named brewery for the blustery conditions this weekend..
Friday, June 07, 2019
Friday Smirk
Noticed this on the inter-webs, it's the menu from the recent dinner event hosted by the Queen for the rug-meister in chief and his cronies, what I love about it is the way in which font and vocabulary have been used to disguise the fact that what they had for dinner was steak (without the chips), veg and ice-cream, along with a crappy American sponsored wine that no one has ever heard of. Glad to see they didn't raid the palace cellars for that clown, Trump is allegedly teetotal anyway, so anything decent would have been totally wasted on him.
Thursday, June 06, 2019
Mid Week Mirth
Nice little J&M for a sunny Thursday lunch-time. Theology, the subject that's most like one night stand sex, i.e. 10% friction, 90% imagination. Or, as a good friend of mine used to say (he did a theology degree at Kings) "Theology, or as we used to call it, the study of the unknowable"..
Wednesday, June 05, 2019
Equality among racists
I see that anti-Trump protesters are out in force this week to mark the visit of the hairpiece in chief to our fair shores. One aspect of the coverage did stand out for me and that was the choice of placard that many of the demonstrators had made, looking at the coverage it seemed as though many of the (left-leaning) people had gone for "No to racism, No to Trump", it's probably a fair point but is it really the strongest criticism that you could level at this president?
I perhaps would have gone for the anti-global warming conspiracy theories issue (since it affects the entire population of the planet) or perhaps the war mongering with other nuclear powers (since that also affects the entire population of the planet) or even perhaps the accusations of sexual assault, but racism? I do wonder if the term "racism" is becoming a superficial catch-all, used primarily by left-wing types (although more and more by right wing types also) for simply anyone that disagrees with them. I do hope I'm wrong about this, the biggest risk in my view is that a trivialization of this term will inevitably lead to REAL racists being able to hide behind an accusation which has lost all of it's teeth, and can be safely ignored by everyone, or maybe we've reached that point already?
Tuesday, June 04, 2019
American Evangelists
American evangelicals are odd creatures. In Kentucky there's a skillful huckster committed creationist called Ken Ham, he's made a name for himself spreading the mythology of the Biblical creation story in Genesis as fact and science, or as the rest of us call it, lying to children via their gullible parents. By all accounts he's trousered a fair bit of wonga doing this over the years and has added a new attraction to his ever growing "Biblical theme-park" empire. This time he's built a "replica" of Noah's ark!
Of course Ham, being a Biblical literalist, asserts (without any actual evidence whatsoever) that the story of Noah and the flood really happened, exactly the way it says in the King James Bible, and to prove it he claims he's built an ark in Kentucky just like the one Noah did around 2 thousand years before the Roman Empire (who never managed to build a boat anywhere near this big). There are a "couple" of issues with this claim of course, the kinds of issues that people like Ham prefer to gloss over, small things like where did Noah get the lifting gear to hoist the preformed laminated composites and steel braces into place that give such a large structure enough strength not to collapse under it's own weight? Issues like, how did a wooden structure this large not flex and twist in water, like wood does, without leaking or even breaking? Dinosaurs? Where did all the water come from? How did Noah feed 400,000 separate species of beetles? Kangaroos? How the heck did Noah find the time to visit every Pacific island and populate it with so many unique species of flora and fauna after the flood? Anyway, questions, questions, one thing is certain among the evangelical crowd, you don't need to ask questions when you have faith and gullibility... oh and don't bother turning up unless you have a pocket full of cash to spend, apparently Jesus loves you and forgives you but is hopeless with money.
Of course Ham, being a Biblical literalist, asserts (without any actual evidence whatsoever) that the story of Noah and the flood really happened, exactly the way it says in the King James Bible, and to prove it he claims he's built an ark in Kentucky just like the one Noah did around 2 thousand years before the Roman Empire (who never managed to build a boat anywhere near this big). There are a "couple" of issues with this claim of course, the kinds of issues that people like Ham prefer to gloss over, small things like where did Noah get the lifting gear to hoist the preformed laminated composites and steel braces into place that give such a large structure enough strength not to collapse under it's own weight? Issues like, how did a wooden structure this large not flex and twist in water, like wood does, without leaking or even breaking? Dinosaurs? Where did all the water come from? How did Noah feed 400,000 separate species of beetles? Kangaroos? How the heck did Noah find the time to visit every Pacific island and populate it with so many unique species of flora and fauna after the flood? Anyway, questions, questions, one thing is certain among the evangelical crowd, you don't need to ask questions when you have faith and gullibility... oh and don't bother turning up unless you have a pocket full of cash to spend, apparently Jesus loves you and forgives you but is hopeless with money.
Monday, June 03, 2019
Flopping into the UK
I see that the hair-piece in chief has landed, or should I say flopped onto British soil today; I can't say that I'll be taking any interest whatsoever in his visit, hopefully missing every incoherent uttering that he coughs up as he shuffles his way around the high and mighty of our land pressing his copious flesh with theirs. I did hear something amusing on the topic this morning though, apparently in Windsor, the Queen sent Prince Philip out in the range-rover to pick Trump and his wife up from the airport, Lizzy hasn't heard anything since, must be traffic on the M25?
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