Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Did the earth move for you?

According to this bat shit crazy Iranian cleric the reason we have earth quakes is that certain women dress inappropriately. According to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedigh,

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes"

Clearly these clerics are as desperate to cling onto power in their communities through lying and threatening people as the Catholics are to blame their immorality on some bizarre straw-man that is a composite of everything they dislike.

I can only imagine what those reprobates in Iceland have been up to, my mind boggles, although someone recently said that our current airline woes are all down to a huge misunderstanding, apparently Gordon Brown sent a terse email to the prime minister of Iceland asking for money but he made a typo and missed the "c", the message read "urgent, send ash"...


Elizabeth said...

I've seen the way Lisa Raspopovich dresses, Steve, so maybe they are right.

(Just kidding -- she covers up)

thanks for the fash report!

Steve Borthwick said...

E, perhaps (rational) ladies should organise a mass "dress inappropriately" day (like the homoeopathy overdose event recently) to scientifically test this hypothesis?

I have a video camera so that the results can be accurately recorded :)