Geek heaven..

Since religion is such a plastic concept and yet another "rapture" date has come and gone, I thought it would be a good time to redefine what "heaven" means. Apparently this is how "sophisticated" religions differentiate themselves from the primitive evangelistic ones like Harold Camping's, i.e. avoid anything that is actually falsifiable, if anyone questions anything too closely then fall back on your own personal subjective definitions, use the phrase "that's not *my* idea of God/heaven/morality/faith/charity you're describing" etc..

The following diagram shows what "geek heaven" would look like...

(ruthlessly plagiarised from xkcd.com)