Friday, September 18, 2009

Officially weird

Hold onto your hats!, Saint Thérèse of Lisieux is visiting the UK, so what can her fans look forward to? a whirlwind round of book signings, public readings, a stadium concert perhaps? hold on, hold on, she's been dead for over a hundred years! As always with religious claims, the reality fails to live up to the promise, what is actually visiting the UK are a couple of bones in a shiny box.



It is baffling to me why there is "mounting excitement" among the Catholics of Britain, we are talking about dusty old bones in a box, this is paganism surely? This stuff is coming from a community of people who (in large numbers) protested about Harry Potter because it portrays "MAGIC"!, and yet are beside themselves with excitement that a couple of old bones will rejuvenate their clapped out hips..

Matthew Parris has a nice story about it in the times, his take is that we need stories like this from time to time in order to reaffirm our Atheism, he goes on to say

"For pity’s sake, closet atheists of Britain, come out! Don’t “respect” this credulous folly! Don’t let the madnesses of these faith minorities go by default! Stop our politicians kowtowing to nutters! Cease the embarrassed muttering about being “don’t knows” on religion, and shout it out. We do know! It isn’t true! All that is necessary for the triumph of religion is that disbelievers should do nothing. God speed to this ludicrous casket of bones; they have reminded me of an eternal truth: agnosticism is not enough."

So in conclusion, Catholics stop!, consider what you're doing, chill out, read a good book (something by Philip Pullman perhaps?) or go see a chick flick instead of this nonsense, you know it makes sense.

7 comments:

Chairman Bill said...

Catholics! They're just splitters...

Chairman Bill said...
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Chairman Bill said...

PS - she looks a proper little goer in the penguin outfit.

Steve Borthwick said...

Bill, yes, nuns and sexual deviance just seem to go together somehow don't they; must be our natural inclination to do things we're not supposed to!

Gerrarrdus said...

I'll see your Theresa of Lisieux and raise you a Jeremy Bentham. Though tbh I can't say the sight of old Jezza in his box arouses any unnatural appetites.

David Keen said...

Makes a difference from dying on stage: die first, then go on stage. Maybe if Jacko has any outstanding debts they could try it.

Steve Borthwick said...

G: euwww! (looks like a marketing stunt for oil of ulay!)

dmk: I think I read somewhere that with merchandising rights Jacko is worth more dead than alive! what a strange world we live in!