January – Australia is on fire
February – Most of us are underwater
March – Covid19 pandemic
April – Global recession
May – Giant Murder Hornets arrive
June – Covid19 mutates, becomes 10 times more lethal
July – Apes with guns on horseback take over
August – Godzilla
September – Rushed Covid19 vaccination goes wrong and starts a zombie apocalypse
October – Underground crab people emerge and eat all the apes and zombies
November – New crab overlords infect us with a brand new new coronavirus
December – The rapture happens
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