Makes sense..

 Apparently, God...

• creates self & everything
• creates humans
• creates means for humans to corrupt themselves
• humans corrupt themselves
• furious at humans for corrupting themselves
• wipes out humans
• new humans evolve from one family
• new humans must pay for what old humans did
• creates solution for corruption
• creates self as human
• suffers as human (but not really coz he's "God")
• tells humans he's coming back soon
• goes home to see what happens
• hides for 2000 years and counting..

Yep, makes perfect sense...