A couple of one-liners that I heard this week... (all very politically incorrect of course)
- Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? she got a job in the warehouse..
- I had to dump my cross-eyed girlfriend, she was seeing someone else..
- My bed got stolen, I can't rest until I find it!
- A lorry load of Oxo cubes got stolen on the M4, no CCTV but police have some stock photo's