Friday, February 10, 2017

Friday smirk

A couple of one-liners that I heard this week... (all very politically incorrect of course)

- Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? she got a job in the warehouse..
- I had to dump my cross-eyed girlfriend, she was seeing someone else..
- My bed got stolen, I can't rest until I find it!
- A lorry load of Oxo cubes got stolen on the M4, no CCTV but police have some stock photo's


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