Thursday, March 16, 2017

Summary of the Trump budget..

  • NASA granted $350 to fund upcoming manned mission to Mars
  • Greatly expands State Department’s available office space
  • Allocates $1 billion for across-the-board revitalization of nation’s under-performing prisons
  • Defense budget raised to achieve long-standing goal of removing ballistic missiles from endangered weaponry list
  • Sea level increased by 4 percent
  • Unconscionable amount slashed from costume budget for Cincinnati Ballet’s spring production of Petrushka
  • Larger Department of Veterans Affairs budget to accommodate upcoming spike in cases of PTSD
  • Pretty much in line with everyday Americans’ demand for more guns and fewer books, paintings, parks, doctors, schools, corruption investigations, scientists, and animals

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