More chipolatas vicar?

Spare a thought for the poor German geezer in this picture, he was happily minding his own business doing a bit of nude sun bathing (as Germans do) in a park in Berlin when a wild pig swooped in and nicked his bag! Unfortunately for him it contained his laptop and so in a desperate attempt to retrieve said article he ran after the pig weaving in and out of the assembled picnics and sun worshipers. Apparently the chase was successful and no one was injured, just a few shocked old ladies and scared horses, cue jokes about chipolatas!