Friday, December 16, 2016
Here are some one-liners overheard recently, useful at office Christmas parties...
- Newtons third law of emotion, for every male action there is an equal and opposite female overreaction.
- Just been diagnosed with Polaroid Schizophrenia, it developed really quickly.
- I got a Schrodinger's advent calendar this year, there's possibly something behind each door..
- What do you call an alien that swears a lot? An extra tourettestrial...
- Joined a reggae band but can only play the triangle, so I just stood there and ting..
- A clown just held the door open for me, it was a nice jester
boom, boom :)
Posted by Steve Borthwick at 10:59 am